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THE LOVE LETTER: THE POLICE REPORT
To: Officer Daniels
Re: Incident #2026-02-14
Yes, the substance was sugar.
Premium, organic cane.
Yes, it was in his gas tank.
No, I don't regret it.
He said my new perfume smelled like "regret and potpourri." The man's sense of smell was a crime in itself.
He got a check engine light.
He deserved a full-system failure.
Alibi? I was busy practicing my "I-don't-think-about-you-at-all" face in the mirror. It's coming along nicely.
Consider this my formal statement.
And my apology.
To the sugar.
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THE TRIO NOTES
Blackberries • Meringue • French Vanilla
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FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top Notes: Blackberry, Lemon
- Heart Notes: Meringue, Sugar
- Base Notes: French Vanilla
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THE SCENT
Sweet & Petty (think Sweet in Paris) is the fragrance of defiant healing wrapped in sugar and spite.
It opens bright and sharp. Tart blackberry and fresh lemon cut through the air like the perfect comeback you thought of three hours too late. There's an edge here. A brightness that refuses to dim.
Then comes the sweetness. Fluffy meringue and buttery vanilla soften the blow, wrapping everything in warmth. This is the part where you smile. Not because you're over it. Because you won.
It smells like revenge served sweet. Like putting on your best dress and your sharpest smile. Like showing up looking better than you did when you left.
Sweet & Petty doesn't apologize.
It just smells incredible doing it.
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WHY YOU NEED IT
When you are petty, and you know it, wear this!
Yes, ladies. Some of us are petty as hell. Some of us are messy. And Valentine's hasn't forgotten about you.
I have been known to mess up a perfectly good gas tank or two, but Jesus!
Healing isn't a straight line. It's a messy mix of tears, rage, and unexpected laughter.
Lost Love is for the beautifully messy middle. For the days you feel soft and shattered, and the nights you feel sharp and invincible.
Wear it as armor. As a release. As a reminder that your comeback, scented and spectacular, is the best revenge.
Because revenge? Revenge is sweet.
For the ones who heal with humor and a little bit of spite.
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